Camper vans are so fucking gay and pseudo hippy..... Just get rid of it before prices dip on the back of the harsh realization that they are actually bloody shite and you look a total tool driving it with your old wooden skis strapped to the top! It's just one step away from growing a beard and buying a Morgan/Multi...ompus: Just my opinion mate....
Alternatively get a 7.5 tonne Mercedes rigid with a 20" body. There's enough room to convert that into a proper man's camper with space left over for a bike storage area and probably a small work bench as well. You could go on holiday/work away with it and take your bike as well. No hand painting or log burners though or you'll grow dreadlocks and become an eco-tosser.
Lol, dont hold back, say it how it is. Hehe. But My dear Nelson, when we are at Odiham and I'm making a brew and a sarny and you need a cuppa and a bit of a sit down I shall refuse you hospitality. I shall then venture over to you and eat sarny (bacon freshly made) and drink my cuppa whilst you dribble and sit on yer arse in yer people carrier.