i doubt it, if he was real Scotsman he will have checked under the seat already, might of missed the ten bob jammed in the door runner tho.
All these mega-powerful bikes are a bit like a 12-inch c***. Very impressive statistically speaking but less useful in the real world.
I'm with you Bradders. Old bike designs died out for the same reason the music hall died out: they were shit. (By the way, I have a beard and a Multi - wouldn't mind a Morgan either, as it happens!)
A torn perenium perhaps? Unless a woman has Blackwall Tunnel-tunnel sized lady bits she's likely to find more than a standard 8-incher rather difficult to accommodate.