I see the Pope's giving up his job for Lent. That's taking it all a bit too serious. And as to the rumour that he's been fired. It's not true. What would you actually have to do to get fired from the RC church?
Theres also a rumour the vredit crunch has hit the Gates and he's been made redundant....and like any God at the head of a modern business the work will just be spread among the underlings, for no more reward, and at best a new title ;-)
It seems that god delegates all his functions to underlings on Earth, and I mean all functions ... absolutely everything ...
If someone up there expects me to give up chocolate because I need to preapre —through prayer, penance, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial. They can feck right off Thank god for wikiepeidiapia ia (see what I did there)
Looking out the window at the snow falling i'm giving up planning on riding my bike this February :frown:
Well technically he was in the Hitler Youth, but he argues that all German boys of his age were forced to be. There's a very well manicured background story where whilst serving his time he didn't do anything unpleasant and actually spent all his time devoted to doing Gods work. What he did do before taking the no. 1 spot was to be in charge of moving bishops and priests around if they were caught doing something a bit naughty. He was responsible for moving paedos around to keep them out of trouble. God moves in mysterious ways. Still, I love the fact that Jesus went on a diet so I could eat pancakes. Nice one
I thought Mars Bars and sex were one of life's great combinations ? oop's have I just given my age away ?
