So What Did He Bring You?

My ex wife lives 250 miles away my ex GF lives 40 miles away I think I am safe for now

 

you never know whose round the corner. watching.

 

Your Geography when melded with the allocation & fondness of pubic hair is shite :Wideyed:

 

Thanks mate

 

Recon he means the Gerry's oh are we still allowed to call them that.

 

Do you think someone got bearings and doesn't like to say :smile:

 

Nazi

 

Glup

 

who bought them for you?

 

Has some one merged this with the new year resolution and the bucket list threads ?

 

Who knows on here!!

 

@Char feck knows, think i am the only sober person on here.

 

arabs from arab ia or arabs from thai land?

 

Casablanca?

 

that ain;t arabia..thats morrocco last time i was there...so african god help you my boy

 

Bet she smokes cigars

 

and spits more than the camel she's been p/x'd for

 

Hmmmm not tried a (errr how do I phrase this so as not to offend) coloured

 

its funny but there pink inside!

 

Oh a bit like a beacon pointing the way!!