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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Ducati rear wheel socket.jpg
    Doing a little light plumbing. Discovered that the 55mm socket for the Ducati rear wheel nut (right side) is a perfect fit on the nut which attaches the flush syphon to a WC cistern. Handy.



    Ducati rear wheel socket.jpg
     
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  2. Ah! I have an idea for a silly phrase for my reg plate ...

    "Ducati riders eat their wounded"

    :upyeah:
     
  3. Yep I got it ;-)
     
  4. Just going through some boxes of stuff my Dad gave me to boot sale.
    In with bits and bobs I found a funny looking pistol..
    Thought it looked familar so researched it.
    It's my Grandads WW2 flare pistol off HMS Illustrious.

    Then I found a WW2 hand grenade deactivated!!!
    I'm only on box 2 ten more to go !
    Very cool stuff ... Also boxes and boxes of cut glass which not sure what to do with !!
     
  5. Mind you don't get nicked like Sgt Danny Nightingale :wink:
     
  6. Asked a girl out properly who I've liked for ages and been out with a few times recently....she just wants to be friends..






    Bugger :(
     
  7. Nooooooooo :-(
     
  8. Humm that's pants
     
  9. Took a horrid EN500 kawasaki for an mot, its been lurking in my garage for ages, bought from the estate of a chums partners late husband to movce on. Its been a nightmare, everything thats likely to have broken, generator, reg/rec etc, has done so, paid 300, sold to a 5ft colleague whos just passed her test for 750, profit, including a weeks farting about, 38 pounds. What a waste of time, but, glad to see the back of it.
    Silver lining, the new owner is smitten with it.
     
  10. Must be a lesbian then :smile:
     
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  11. Doh whats wrong with you.............He's naked and taking the picture..........:upyeah:
     
  12. Have you tried rohypnol..?
     
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  13. Hmm, try being less nice, then she may not want you as a friend, and you can be sure if she likes you proper, if you know what I mean (I think I have just completely lost track of where I was going with this... Ahh, yes, "treat em mean..." And all that)


    Says the voice of great experience, ha ha ha!
     
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  14. I think what you're trying to say is.............ask her out improperly :wink:
     
  15. It was that bloody onesie he wore :-D
     
  16. Ignore her for a month.
    Then have another shot at asking her out.

    Maybe a siege strategy is necessary.
     
  17. I had my absolute favourite conversation at work today. I love it! It always starts when someone notices that I am wearing my coat whilst I sitting at my desk.

    Colleague: Are you cold?
    Loz: No.
    Colleague: Why are you wearing your coat then?
    Loz: It keeps me warm.
    Colleague: I thought you said you aren't cold?
    Loz: I'm not.
    Colleague: So why are you wearing that coat? (voice raised)
    Loz: It keeps me warm.
    Colleague: You're weird.
    Loz: Ah ... sure, why not.

    The trick is to keep a straight face and that can be very difficult.
     
  18. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen :upyeah:
     
  19. Went to the NEC show, what a waste of time I should have known better but the boss wanted to go so off we went. Had hoped to maybe get a Renthal sprocket set up for my 1098 but no chance so stopped at JHP on the way home and picked up a carrier, sprockets and new chain. :smile: £350:eek:. Picked up the pool car from bosses house on way home and left my car at his house as I have to do a job in Scotland over the next few days and got home to find not only had I left my bits in his car but my door key is with my car key at his house:rolleyes: got spare key from neighbour so all is well:biggrin: Phone call on my work phone, it's my brother in law to tell me that NEC security have phoned him with my private phone to say I can collect it from NEC as they are now looking after it:frown: Guess where I'm going on my way to Scotland tomorrow? Oh happy days.
     
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