So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Thanks :)
     
    #24181 Exige, Aug 30, 2015
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  2. pub...
     
    #24182 Exige, Aug 30, 2015
  3. Not you :Oldman:
     
    #24183 Ducbird, Aug 30, 2015
  4. My Windows phone made me laugh just now. I was using Cortana voice command to set an alarm, damn thing repeatedly ignored me.
    Eventually lost my rag, yelled "Motherfucker, set alarm, 35 minutes!", so the phone told me, "Sure, setting alarm for 15:15".

    Technology - getting more human-like every day.
     
    #24184 Loz, Aug 30, 2015
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  5. Just crawled off the beach and into a Brazilian restaurant of a friend of ours. Wow! Been a long time since I last ate so well. Highly recommended!
     
    #24185 bettes, Aug 30, 2015
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  6. Thanks but we don't know where it is :)
     
    #24186 Exige, Aug 30, 2015
  7. Near the beach! :)
     
    #24187 bettes, Aug 30, 2015
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  8. Not if you read the posts in order :) I got confused :Angelic:
     
    #24188 Exige, Aug 30, 2015
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  9. Better, a little anyway :)
     
    #24189 Exige, Aug 30, 2015
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  10. I did a dry run on the scrambler for the Distinguished Gentlemans Ride with the organiser for the Leeds run, with his wife, and two others. It was strange not going over about 50mph all day.

    It was a good route though through parts of Leeds I'd never seen before and ending up at the Sun Inn near Harrogate and Pately Bridge (45 mile route), though all in I did over 160 miles all day.

    'Twas a good day :)
     
    #24190 El Toro, Aug 30, 2015
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  11. I read today, that plants react well to being spoken to in a pleasant manner.

    So this afternoon I spent an hour in the garden calling the weeds a "bunch of c**ts".
     
    #24191 wroughtironron, Aug 30, 2015
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  12. 101 miles on the push bike, they even closed the whole of the old Severn Bridge off for us. Whilst a lot of you were at Slipperystone watching the Moto GP in the rain I was cycling in it, thank god for Sky and the record function.
     
    #24192 Drinky, Aug 30, 2015
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  13. out for a meal at the loch leaven hotel. stuffed. seeing as i have only slept for about 40hrs in the last 48. think i will have an early one.
     
    #24193 finm, Aug 30, 2015
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  14. I phoned the doctor today and said, "I blew my nose and now my vision is all blurred. What should I do?"

    " Stop cleaning your glasses with your handkerchief "
     
    #24194 wroughtironron, Aug 31, 2015
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  15. Made some hot kipper sarnies for breakfast.....now I'm sat on my arse with my laptop,while John cleans the fridges and house ready for next Saturday :upyeah: He's such a good man :)
     
    #24195 JenC, Aug 31, 2015
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  16. a wumin started with us today.:Nailbiting::smile:
     
    #24196 finm, Aug 31, 2015
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  17. Don't be frightened!! She'll prob be better than anyone else there :upyeah:
     
    #24197 JenC, Aug 31, 2015
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  18. hardly..shes a wumin.
     
    #24198 finm, Aug 31, 2015
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  19. Don't you have a bank holiday? Oily pictures with spanner in hand, her not you :p
     
    #24199 Exige, Aug 31, 2015
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  20. No Bank Holiday for fin. No banks up there, you see?
     
    #24200 Loz, Aug 31, 2015
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