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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. No I'm everyone's friend :)
     
  2. [Joey from Friends mode] How you doing?[/Joey from Friends mode off]

    :tongue:
     
  3. I know :p
    I heard it in my head
     
  4. Torn groin from 5 a side :( so now I'm hobbling around like a old man :rolleyes:
     
  5. Ahh crap, not ideal...
     

  6. I did mine playing volleyball, bloody painful, took quite a while to heal too! Just don't let your other half rub deep heat in! One slight slip and you'll have tears in your eyes!!!!!!
     
  7. Thanks for the heads up I was planning on putting some on :eek:
     
  8. Phil, if they ask you if you want a bath, say no.

    I was laid up after my big crash, unable to use hands or feet, and a beautiful young nurse asked if I'd like a bath. I said yes, obviously. An hour later a bloke that looked like Dolph Lundgren's tougher brother burst through the doors dragging what looked like a crane with a bog seat attached to the boom.

    It turned out to be a crane with a bog seat attached to the boom. He put me on it, stark bollock naked, wheeled me through the entire hospital and dunked me in 4 inches of near-freezing water. "Do you want me to wash your bollocks, or can you manage on your own?" he asked...

    I managed:frown:
     
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  9. Pmsl :biggrin:
     
  10. Had a bunch of knob-hounds completely fecking my day. Ended up in the office till gone 7, home to a shit-hole of a house (builders in doing kitchen).

    Had to go for a long walk in the freezing cold, grab a bag of chips on the way back, and finished with a bottle of red to wind down.

    all is ok with the world once again :wink:
     
  11. Finished work in Fulham at 9pm tonight. Wasn't happy. I'm not especially keen on italian men at the best of times, but a whole bunch of italian carpenters with an elevated view of themselves I can do without, especially when they make me 4 hours late for the pub on a friday night:mad:

    Seven of them stood looking at some faux oak panelling when I arrived, behind which was an aircon unit they'd forgotten to leave access for. An hour later they were still scratching their heads, so I forced the issue - with a hammer. "Now, make that hole square", I said, as I left...
     
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  12. K'nell, eyties had a good deal to do with making my day less than fun. But let's no get all stereotypical.
     
  13. Motsly today has seen me getting fucked off by wankers who ave no idea at all ow to behave reasonably. The end
     
  14. No, let's. I really ain't happy, I only went there to point at things for ten minutes, but ended up busting my balls for 3 hours cos these twunts were having a late lunch:mad:
     
  15. shaved off my Mo :upyeah:
     
  16. Took my Tricolore to MotoRapido where the kind gentlemen gave my bike the full up map on the full system so my dash now flashes up "Racing Evo" at start up :upyeah: and bought the Rizoma fluid pots, lovely pieces of engineering.
     
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  17. Finished work at 12 then went over my mothers to wash her car and fill full of petrol. Home to fix roof leak. Fitted R&G heated grips to my wife's monster and my Z1000 which was a bloody nightmare. Now sitting down with an ice cold bud listening to nirvana. :)
     
  18. Went to put a battery on the bints car which got del last week. Noticed the box was wet on the bottom. Opened to discover that the battery had been put in upside down contradicting the arrow indication on the box. Therefore did email to carparts4less and wait for there response. Anything to do with the ball and chain is always bloody hard work :)
     
  19. 45 min off roading on mountain bike followed by 5 hour round trip to pick one of these babies up

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    winter training plan and race fit here we come!
     
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