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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Karma is a bitch
     
    #24881 Cream_Revenge, Sep 22, 2015
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  2. :Facepalm: C'mon, fess up, someone rang while you were doing the ironing, didn't they? ;)
     
    #24882 NZDave, Sep 22, 2015
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  3. Sadly I no longer seem to have access to the Face Palm emoticon...
     
    #24883 gliddofglood, Sep 22, 2015
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  4. Awwww :Oldman:
     
    #24884 Ducbird, Sep 22, 2015
  5. That's something you don't often hear at the Ace Ducbird! Thank god for the all-inclusive nature of the Ducati Forum. Without it, we Neanderthal males wouldn't be aware of the pain women go through to sort out helmet hair.
     
    #24885 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
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  6. Yeah you men have it easy :Meh:
     
    #24886 Ducbird, Sep 22, 2015
  7. Either that or we DGAF!!
     
    #24887 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
  8. Today, I met a girl in a local park. One thing led to another and next thing she was shrieking and bucking and having absolutely the best sex she's ever had. I mean really wild sex, I was like a kid in a candy store. Hope I meet her again, although I never got her name.

    I fucking love my taser.
     
    #24888 Loz, Sep 22, 2015
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  9. Booked the 999 into Louigi Moto for a bit of TLC :)
     
    #24889 Kingfixer, Sep 22, 2015
  10. image.jpg
    No words necessary.
     
    #24890 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
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  11. Or possible, after a few of these.
     
    #24891 Loz, Sep 22, 2015
  12. It's only 4.2ABV !!
     
    #24892 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
  13. OK, OK.

    After a lot of these.
     
    #24893 Loz, Sep 22, 2015
  14. That's the plan. Well it is Tuesday.
     
    #24894 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
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  15. The hack in you dies hard!
     
    #24895 gliddofglood, Sep 22, 2015
  16. The best thing about dying is that you can only do it once!
     
    #24896 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
  17. English ale and French wine. What an entente cordiale!!
     
    #24897 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
  18. Have a kir and you can have a real cordial.
     
    #24898 gliddofglood, Sep 22, 2015
  19. Not in red wine old chap. Where's your decorum?
     
    #24899 Origin unknown, Sep 22, 2015
  20. I don't know what colour wine you're drinking.
    Who do you think I am, Madame Mirma?
     
    #24900 gliddofglood, Sep 22, 2015
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