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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Bit early!
     
  2. Not when you had a crap night last night and you are pissed tonight :). Andy
     
  3. took a ride out today, and called in a country pub for a shandy. A young lady came over and seeing my gloves/helmet, asked me if I was a real biker?

    "Well, I've had motorcycles since I was thirteen" I replied. I've rode Hondas, Kawasakis, Suzukis, Yamahas and Ducatis, my father rode Triumphs, Nortons and Panthers, and I'm on motorcycle forums daily. I've fallen off a few, and I've raced a few, so I guess you could say, I'm probably a real biker".

    "I'm a lesbian" she said. " I spend the majority of every day thinking about women. As soon as I awake, I think about women. When eating my lunch, I think about women, and when I go to bed, I think about women". Then she smiled sweetly, got up and left.

    As I was thinking about what she'd said, a young guy walked over, sat down, and asked "are you a real biker?"

    "I thought I was, but I've just found out I'm a lesbian"
     
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  4. Just set up TPS on Cagiva (Suzuki engine) in around half an hour, wish it was that easy on a Ducati
     
  5. just measured my back garden, and it's 36" wide - more like a yard really
     
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  6. Today is the tenth anniversary of my grandad's death.

    I'll never forget his dying words - "are you sure you're still holding the ladder ?"
     
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  7. Speed Awareness course. Just the thing for a fun packed weekend.
     
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  8. We had next door round last night for a curry and drinks. She didn't leave till she was well and truly pissed at 2am, and thats when we went to bed.

    And lo and behold I wake up at my "normal" weekday time of 5.30am so I just got up and watched the MotoGP. Which I'm glad I did.

    The rest of today has been and will be spent on the sofa drifting in and out of a coma. :)
     
  9. lots of "late night party's" at your place aint there?
    gutting the hoos for the wife and kids getting back from singapore then out for a run in the coupe this time before the tax runs out and garaged for the winter. lovely yet cold day suns out maybe go to malaig.
     
  10. rode for a couple of hours to a village pub near Stow on the Wold to meet my best friend who has just bought a bike, thirty years after he sold his RD350LC :)
     
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  11. up to a mates house to watch the rugby. :(:smile:. showed me his pics from an off road week in Morocco with torro tours. looks superb, he was on torro 1 which is apparently fogartys bike. highly recommended btw.
     
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    Watched both rugby game with a snooze in between.

    Now gonna settle down and watch Strictly so I can drool over Kristina and Aliona :)
     
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  13. Dead seagull down the allotment
     
  14. compost it. that will learn it.
     
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  15. :Writing: teach it
     
  16. to do what? breath? bit late for that dude. :smile:
     
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  17. Today I raced my first mountain bike enduro (several timed downhill stages with ridden transitions between them). I crashed hard in stage one, but finished the race and had a whale of a time. It was properly steep, rooty, technical and hard and I loved every minute of it!
     
  18. Ironing done.
    Hoovering done.
    Washing done.
    Dusting done.
    Kids bathed.
    Kids in bed.

    Perfect.

    Now I can leave the pub.
     
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  19. Out this morning for a hilly thirty miles around chew valley lake on the push bike. Out on the motorbike this afternoon. Can't beLieve how mild it is. Daughter and Fiancé around this evening for dinner. He has just cycled from Canada to Mexico down the west coast for charity so lots of stories. Now watching Ireland v Argentina, already now the result but a good match.
     
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  20. Got the track bike ready and packed all my stuff ready to drop the bike for its trip to Jerez :upyeah:
     
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