So what have you done today..?

So you didn't waste your time on that other site. Solid work

 

Correctomundo, lost touch with her a year ago and found her again, she's yummy :Hungry:

 

I sat there with a smile on my face as my wife wrapped her hand around it and started to tug at it.

An even bigger smile when she gave it a little wiggle and started moving it around.

I couldn't contain myself when she started using two hands so I eventually had to speak...




"Here, I'll change gear for you."

 

Spent the day (and all of last night) cleaning up frothy white puke....................... Some bastard gave my doggies kennel cough :angry:

 

Got my nuts off!

 

Drove to Telford this afternoon. This, despite having the most painful big toe that anyone has ever had to cope with.

I am now ready for my knighthood.

 

Saw the consultant this morning at 8 am and apart from a small bleed and an expected amount of swelling, everything is fine and he gave the go ahead for surgery on Friday. Bought a cheap pair of reading glasses so I don't have to hold the iPad 3 inches from my face to read so despite being a life long engineer, my spelling should improve a little over how it's recently been. Also just found the tickets to see the Counterfeit Stones on Thursday I bought months ago. Probably not the best idea to have a few beers just before surgery but that won't stop me enjoying the evening ......... I'm sure . Andy

 

I had to ring up the Walkers customer care line earlier as there was a crisp in my pack of ready salted air.

 

I phoned my local NHS hospital today and got the pre-recorded message....

"Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

 

Having a member of my family suffering from bi polar disorder, I shouldn't find that funny ........... but I do . Andy

 

Spent 5 hours masking up parts of a new oak staircase for painting :Banghead: 18k for a staircase :Wideyed:

 

Yes.

 

Watching Macau. What a mental track for bike racing.

 

Yeah! Ratings

 

Out of genuine interest, please post a photo. Please don't feck it up what are you using?

 

Been checking ferry prices from Hull, fuggin hell, she's not that :Hungry: hang on, deja vu :Facepalm: airport back of the net :Smuggrin::Hungry:

 

Vet?

 

Which port does she work?

 

Any in a storm, oh, nope, that's me

 

Watching 2014 Isle of Mann Martin vs Dunlop with a beer, ya time zone thing......