So what have you done today..?

the family and i have taken up walking since crimbo. superb buzz to be had when you make it to the top of a hill.

 

got a maori mate who is ginger.. looks weird as fuck to me but i tell ya what, hes ugly... no.. chicks love him... they do.. especially this side of the planet.

 

via taxi?

 

your at that age chiz.
someone is running up and down the road in front of my hose one of those old messerschmitt's . noisy fecker.

 

yor at the same age dawg! at least its only me beard eh? ginger nuts..

 

I was a full on Ginge until I was about 15 yrs old.I was 6ft tall when I was 13yrs old with a mop of bright red hair and got sent to public school as a full time boarder.Had never had a proper fight in my life or took a decent punch but I after my 5th or 6th proper bashing I joined the boxing society - was either that or be permanently brain damaged by time I was 14 yrs old? I got pretty good at the noble art and the bullies looked at the floor rather than risk my anger.At 15 I started dating a trainee hairdresser - free highlights and ultimately a full on peroxide "Billy idol" waved goodbye to being the awkward ginger kid and hello to the girls

 

ginger nutz?

 

My old dad (bless him) had the same problem

 

You ain't got a Barnet Chiz!

 

so he done you a large favor then!!

is iron bru jock?

 

by choice... i could have.. if i wanted.. and it wouldnt be grey or ginge.. maybe....

 

hus a fush got a water tight heed?

 

They could only sell something that sweet n sugary in Scootland

 

does a 1 legged duck swim in circles?

 

can you deep fry iron bru?

 

you can deep fry anything if your wanting to improve the flavor

 

dont tell ya missus that!

 

if you had tried her cooking you would know where i was coming from.

 

So after the coffee ........... I had a little snooze on the sofa . Got woken up by the phone and after a brief conversation shot out for a takeaway for Carole, Ellie and I - salt and pepper king prawns, prawn toast, bbq honey ribs, seaweed, sweet and sour pork cantonese, egg fried rice and prawn crackers, yum. Watched the Sniper on't telly whilst we eat tea and I'm home now. Another busy day tomorrow ya know. Andy