Last month, I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera. I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now I began to think that this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed the area once more, but the traffic camera again flashed. I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail's pace. Today I got five tickets in the post for driving without a seat belt
I went to the barbers today and I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise. so he gave me a cushion to sit on.
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Still drying out gear from ride home. Dark evenings, heavy rain and that feeling that your boots are filling up, I love it.
Wahay! I make that a £550 profit! Well done Donald! The USA is going to go to shit,massive race riots etc and because of our "special relationship" we are all going to be nuked but I will sit down with a very expensive single malt courtesy of Trump and wait for Armageddon.Happy days
All sort of wonderful things. Full training videos stripping the whole bike to its component parts, Naked wimin :Hungry: and stuff. :Writing:+Not opened them yet...
Thing is, I didn't actually know what was on them, thought nobody else would want them (forget about you Mr Ducati magpie) and was in such a rush I didn't wait 20seconds for a last second bid. We need an eBay "dibs" section working on the honour system.
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Feel sorry for Americans having to choose between those two. I've not trusted a Clinton since they charged me £7.50 for a birthday card, and I've not trusted a Trump since that vindaloo curry last weekend
My Wife got in the Shower with me this Morning. She said "Mmmm, Baby I want you to do really bad things to me" So I flicked a handful of shampoo into her eyes and ran like fuck.
Starting to feel a bit better and a bit more comfortable after my recent surgery so I took "Ripley" out for a nice walk today! Although she is a strong and powerful doggie she is very well behaved and doesn't pull on the lead (cos I would deffo get pulled over and dragged all over town).Still having to take 11 tablets 3 X a day to fight any possible infection,diabetes,MS and all my other shit.Have set myself a target of getting behind the wheel by end of November and astride one of my treasured motorcycles by Christmas? Unfortunately kick starting won't be until 2017 so Vincent will have to make do with cuddles and admiring looks till then?
