It's foggy here. It's been foggy for about 2 weeks. That's fog that hangs around all day, making everything dank and gloomy. What is really annoying is that about 2 miles up the road, it's bright sunshine without a cloud in the sky. There are years when it's like this here, others when it isn't at all. It starts to depress you so I went swimming. I didn't want to go swimming, but I wanted to have swum. Who feels like getting almost naked when they are already cold thanks to freezing fog? I knew it would lift my mood and it has. I only did a paltry 800m but hey. I'm not as fit as I was, but my style must be improving as my speed is increasing.
TBH I feel embarrassed to be in here with a soppy burn on my trotter cos there are plenty in here with a leg or both legs missing and a lot of them are a third of my age - bloody tragic to see but they are facing up to it and getting on with life
I was cuddling the wife in bed this morning when I rested my manhood against her backside: "What do you reckon?" I whispered, "fancy a bit??" "Pack it in Ron" she said. She didn't have to tell me twice!
If I can get away from the office this afternoon I am going to see two grandsons (4yo and 2yo) in the school nativity play. The 4yo is a narrator and the 2yo is playing a sheep
Enjoy. My little lad is now in yr3 and apparently they don't do them in KS2 so last year was his last nativity. Grow way to fast.
I live amongst fields and sheep... I'm lucky to get 11 on a good day, that's with our recently installed fibre. Unfortunately the new fibre has put us only just above the 10mb limit of unsatisfactory. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Just got back from a 10 day holiday to India. Now have got 500 plus pictures to sort through and edit. Interesting traffic and driving / riding.......
Every motherflippin courier says they've been to my house and missed me when I'm sat there waiting. Today it was DHL. It's cause I live at X park south and they just got to X park and leave a note there. And they always have 0844/0873 numbers to call, so I'm out of pocket a few quid each time.
I was reminiscing with my neighbour this morning. Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day. I really miss working at the Royal Mail Sorting Office
After hearing the full results of the McLaren report today I will struggle not to associate the words "cheating bastards" whenever I hear the word "Russia"
I said to the wife this morning ,"I've got a problem". She replied "NO..WE have a problem"...we are a couple, We are married, We are a unit. Your problem is my problem. We are in this together.. "Over whelmed with relief, I said.... "it's hardly worth mentioning now." But she was insistent on knowing, - "What is the Problem..??" I then had to reluctantly explain to her that, " WE have got your sister Emily pregnant". The Doctors say I should be out of hospital sometime next week.
