I read today, that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden. How the fuck am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?
Today is apparently International Women's Day. It was supposed to be yesterday, but they took longer than expected to get ready.
Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness today. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it. Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages as the man shouted 'Thats the way to do it'!! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Oh FFS!!! Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I've been admitted to Hospital. I've just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I'll be out sometime in the Spring.
For anyone planning on making Jamie Oliver's hunter lasagne from the Jamie's Italy book, I can offer this: Yes, it is extremely good. It takes an age to make if you do everything from scratch. Reckon on 4 to 5 hours. This is the third time I've made it, so it was no real surprise. A good way of spending a dull day. You don't need 600g of pasta dough. 400g will do fine, so just make 2/3 of the quantity in the recipe.
Today I watched the second one of these lambs being born, they were about half an hour apart and up on there feet within minutes. Steve
