So what have you done today..?

KTM?

 

will do mate. Seem some good reviews and at £95.00 delivered I think it should be just the ticket.

 

not a duke then!

 

Painted a floor

 

Early Mothering Sunday, took my mum for tapas and Tempranillo.

 

you didnt paint yourself into a corner then? Seen that done! Closest I've done to that is painting a tin roof, some how misjudged where the ladder was and spent 20 mins yelling at my mate to move the ladder so I could get down. Im sure he could hear me...

 

anyone who would use a 2 inch brush to paint a floor should be put in the corner!

 

Not a fence then

 

ill paint ya fence, I told ya that... We have a deal...

 

Wife and I went over the bastard road to my bastard mates to see his new bastard kitchen which happens to be really bastard nice. Bastard. That's going to bastard cost me.

 

New kitchen, new bike :Finger::Cigar:

 

Is that a thing?

 

Ronseal floor paint -pricy but came with a handy applicator and fuck me it really did what it said on the tin [emoji106]

 

painted my brothers floor with a product that was spose to be dry in an hour, no prob, went to the pub for an hour or 2, came back , still wet... Back to pub for a few hours, went and checked it, still wet... Luckily he lived 3 doors down from the pub as It took 8 hrs to dry!

 

Yip get her telt :Chicken:

 

Recoated after 4 hours - will need 3 coats but only took 15 mins to paint

 

Today, my feminist neighbour asked me how I view lesbian relationships.

Apparently she wasn't impressed when I replied "In HD"

 

Let me just float that plan.......