Was going to post 'Hoping to get mauled tonight', but the photograph was totally inappropriate for a family forum! LOL
Man flu getting worse. Now slobbering and lost control of all limbs. You may this this is business as usual, but Mr. Pathetic has kicked in and the lack of sympathy and escalating piss taking at home is making it worse. I'm sure you will all empathise, Man Flu is a debilitating condition for those of us born to suffer. ..sniffle.
Ducbird, I'm sure you are a wonderful person, but I don't think you really understand how Man Flu can impact on us fellows. Luckily for you girls, you are immune. Just to give you an idea of the impact on us blokes : This morning, I even struggled to chew my breakfast (which was cooked and spoon fed to me by a scantily clad busty brunette). I tried to get out of bed to answer the call of nature, but it was all too much, so said busty brunette provided a bed pan. I couldn't be bothered to watch the football on telly, even though my brunette moved my settee so I could see the screen without moving my neck or eyes (which were both aching like a bastard due to said Man Flu). My brunette said to me this afternoon, "I know you are not 100%, but you can do what ever you want with me". It took me a while to take this in, due to my debilitating condition, but eventually I thanked her and blew my nose on her dress. I am still feeling sorry for myself, but I do feel sympathy for fellow sufferers.
OMG!!!! When you put it like that there is no way I could put up with any of those symptoms I didn't realise it was soooooo bad You poor poor men Hahahaha then we better take your bikes out and keep them from rusting and take over the remote control How long does it last for again Shall I bring some chicken soup up for you
You are very perceptive. The only known cure for Man Flu is chicken soup. However, it should not be too hot and should be fed one spoonful at a time very carefully so the poor victim does not burn their mouth. Please bring some to administer ASAP! As for bikes and remote controls, we sufferers cannot contemplate either until full recovery is achieved.
Unreal - the gas men are still here! It's the same mob that turned up saturday evening, too, and they've been here without a break since then. Perhaps I should make them a cuppa after all...
Would be the descent thing to do Plus it may help them be more considerate of your needs as well ! :wink:
Yes I think you should could work in your favour if you keep them stoked up with coffee I would include cake too
Trying to work from home, but had a bad few days so not been sleeping well, so pretty drowsy today. Been taking pain killers but they only go so far...
Fig - get this blown up to poster size and erect in a prominent position and add caption :- " You are finishing today aren't you? - i'll make you a cup of Tea..... "
You are kidding, right. The town I live in was built on pikey land, I am completely surrounded by gypos who will rob the air you breathe given half a chance. It's the gas men I feel sorry for; if they take their eye off that kango for one second it'll be gone...
