Boss at work today got me jealous showing me his collection of classic Honda CB, CBX, 400/4, as well as his ZZR1400. Must work harder.
Me and Yoda were in the pub toilet having a piss today. He turned to me and said "Big is you".. "Feck off Yoda - I don't buy charity magazines from aliens".
Went to the doctors this morning, and he told me I have severe paranoia. Well, he didn't actually say those words, but I knew what he was thinking
Booked a test ride on a Scrambler Cafe race for Saturday. Wanted to test ride a Multi too but I'll do that for another day.
just read that if you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines 2 years ago, you would have £49.00 today. If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers 9 years ago and Northern Rock 5 years ago you would have nothing today. But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago at Tesco's, drunk all the beer, then taken the aluminium cans to the scrap metal dealer, you would have received £214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.
Fitter a Corbin seat to the ninja, cause the original one was dangerously slippery. Got it for £30 posted on eBay and it's like new
It's too quiet up here for chiz, he prefers the fumes and smoke in the big city. Steve Forgot to mention the wonga as well.
the only thing I like a bout the big smoke is the short skirts... An even that is wearing thin... The wonga ain't all that. Tbh if I had a few bob behind me, I would get outta dodge asap. The fumes do help though to be sure
Been doing some more of my wheel alignment jig (Chiz - not dejavue - you know already, it's not the drugs)
The wife asked me to pass her the lip balm this morning. Mistakenly, I passed her the super-glue. She's still not talking to me
Learnt pretty much how far I can push the reserve light on the SMT. 25 miles in reserve... It started to get a bit hairy. Fill up was 18.5l into a 19l tank. Cutting it fine
