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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Corrected for you
     
    #37361 Pete1950, Jul 28, 2017
  2. Don't worry if you're having a bad day.

    Remember there are loads of people out there, who still have their Ex's name tattooed on them.
     
    #37362 wroughtironron, Jul 28, 2017
  3. My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

    I told her I was looking for discount flights.

    "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited - so much so that we had the most amazing sex ever...

    Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before
     
    #37363 wroughtironron, Jul 28, 2017
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  4. IMG_5460.JPG
     
    #37364 AlfG, Jul 28, 2017
  5. love the red bins :upyeah:
     
    #37365 wroughtironron, Jul 28, 2017
  6. Cars, Ron. They're called cars.
     
    #37366 Loz, Jul 28, 2017
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  7. Yeah, there was lots of Audi's so I assume there is a good staff discount.
     
    #37367 AlfG, Jul 28, 2017
  8. Won't be quite the same car park when they are owned by SsangYong
     
    #37368 bradders, Jul 28, 2017
  9. See..........he's not clever enough :)
     
    #37369 El Toro, Jul 28, 2017
  10. I finally got confirmation of a visit to us from China (they were going to come in May!) next week.

    I've now had to arrange all travel, hotels, meals and a translator at the last minute. How this lot ever became a super power (excluding the fact they have the population) is beyond me. They are frigging clueless.
     
    #37370 El Toro, Jul 28, 2017
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  11. Put on my OOO to Monday 21st Aug! 3 WEEKS OFF! (so i won't be on the forum much, don't worry, i'm (probably) OK).
     
    #37371 Cream_Revenge, Jul 28, 2017
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  12. Yip, I was there too but didn't mention it in case it confused him more :innocent:
     
    #37372 Exige, Jul 28, 2017
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  13. When they arrive tell them they are cvnts and their human rights are appealing: then punch the
    Fekkers o_O

    Thanks :):upyeah:
     
    #37373 Exige, Jul 28, 2017
  14. Sat in a pub just outside Derby waiting for cranker to appear with his newly acquired bargain and a night on the piss before Donington racing tomorrow (watching, unfortunately) :fist:
    Cheers

    IMG_2401.JPG
     
    #37374 bradders, Jul 28, 2017
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  15. Contracting today then :):upyeah:
     
    #37375 Exige, Jul 28, 2017
  16. Finished at 5, a full 9hr professional day ;)

    Some of us take professional pride in delivering an excellent, knowledgable service.

    The rest of you wing it :rolleyes::no_mouth:
     
    #37376 bradders, Jul 28, 2017
  17. He'll be invoicing his time, hotel, beer and food as we speak :)
     
    #37377 El Toro, Jul 28, 2017
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  18. Only to the tax man :sob::joy:
     
    #37378 bradders, Jul 28, 2017
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  19. You can only wing it if you know everything :innocent: others have to put the time in and charge quadruple o_O:upyeah:
     
    #37379 Exige, Jul 28, 2017
  20. A tax paying contractor :rolleyes:
     
    #37380 Exige, Jul 28, 2017
    • Agree Agree x 1
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