So what have you done today..?

And we all know you know everything

 

I was right about the tax thing then

 

Excellent recovery matey you had a night on the piss last week!!

 

Talking from your years of not paying tax you may have something.

I however shall be paying my full dues

 

Need it. Hoping 30mg codeine, 500 mg paracetamol and half a dozen Stella's will mean I may sleep for the first time this week

 

Well its the start of my big 50 weekend,picked up my r9t today in the van,early start tomorrow Mrs tt and i are going on a road trip on the multi,giving the peak district a try with a stop off at squires (never been before) stopping over in pub b&b,full english Sunday morning and then a scenic ride home to spend the evening with the kids and grandkids,living the dream.

 

Don't look a day over 49

Enjoy matey, may well be visiting BMW dealer myself next weekend

 

After checking out train times (2 changes and a cab either end) and all my mates suddenly remembering they had an important meeting they couldn't swerve I bit my lip and booked an Uber cab so I could pick up n pay for a mint Volvo S60 D5 SE.A very polite driver was outside my house - bang on time in his shiny Toyota Prius (ugly hateful monstrosity of a car!).He was from Afghanistan,spoke minimal English and only knew his way round Slough but was very smartly dressed in suit n tie and a polite charming driver.Despite nearly T Boning an elderly couple in a brand new Honda Jazz on M40 roundabout and trying (totally unsuccessfully) to keep speed low so the pig stayed in electric mode we made it!!! At £75 cash Uber were £25 less than all other local cab firms so I gave him a FIVER tip! He was a very happy chappie

 

My doctor wants me to give up drink for two months.... HMRC have launched an appeal.
This is no joke.... well may be the second part is... but only 'cause they don't know about it yet.

 

Go jogging instead

 

Jogging killed my mate! Got hit by a fish n chip van

 

was he battered ?

 

No but his chips were up...

 

Cheers Paul,not sure how you are feeling but if your up for a ride out i am thinking a trip over to the meeting of the clans next weekend(well i think its next weekend) @cookster @JimVee . North Oxford BMW were a pleasure to deal with and open on Sunday.

 

Would have loved to, but will be away with my son enjoying the delights of Belgium

 

I had to finish something so I didn't get to bed till 3am, I've woken up to early and I suspect my face will not wake up for another few hours judging by the look of it.

 

Bigger drugs and half a dozen Stella means I got some sleep and Cranker didn't because I was 'proper snoring all night'

Off to Donington after breakfast, all kicks off at 1115. Dry at the moment, hope it stays that way....

 

Going over to Cowdale in Derbyshire to celebrate a friends birthday. In his wisdom he decided to have a bbq....... as its summer !

 

So long as it doesn't cause incontinence you should be OK.