We have just had a text from our Son.He has arrived in Australia and is now at the Youth Hostel he had booked in Sydney.We are relieved and happy that he got there okay, and we can stop worrying so much. Our daughter is now in Nepal and not reachable for two weeks. The joys of parenthood.
Well our daughter left home some years ago now.We don't know how long our son is away for-we said we would keep his room for him unless we found suitable lodgers.I suggested to Mrs Mervyn that perhaps a young lodger might be a useful help to us as we are a little ancient.She was quick to say,not likely,you can't be trusted.You would have them on bike polishing duties.
its like a reverse hotel california when you have kids they check out anytime they want but they never leave.....
Well today is the day I start taking a new lot of mind altering smarties.Hoping that they alter my mind the right way.
I hate smart phones. Decided to give an iphone a go and realised quickly that they are shite as a phone because most use smart phones for the internet and end up with scrunch face so I have bought a phone I used to have and it sounds like this
My wife walked in with a big grin on her face this afternoon - " Guess what, I've been to the doctor's, and he says I have the breasts of a thirty year old". "Oh yeah, and what about your fifty-five year old ass ?" "He never mentioned you"
Just been to a quiz night at the Royal Lymington Yacht Club - it was actually fun and our table won. Does this mean I am officially middle class now? Princess Anne wasn't there but there was a photo of her on the wall. Don't own a yacht!
My new favourite tool. Fuck you wheel bearing!!!! You may have won a few battles (been going on about a week) but I won the war!!!!!!!!
Just showed my neighbour. Cheeky fecker goes "and now when you take a hand off with that angle grinder you have a fake hand ready like that baddie from James Bond". Everyone's a fecking comedian..........
