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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. There's me :innocent:
     
  2. durr, i know its you, i'd recognize that stench anywhere.
     
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  3. Which got him into trouble as it wasn't his van
     
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  4. Dunno.. Its a bloody big volcano on an island the size of Devon with 4.5 million people on it and there's only one airport..
     
  5. We dunna need ya English, we've got oillllllllllll

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  6. Just been to see Chris Ramsey trying out new material in a pub in Leeds , before he takes it out on tour to big venues.

    There was about 120 people in the audience. He was brilliant :)

    But I can't remember a single gag :(
     
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  8. Sat in elective surgery admissions waiting for them to open up. Used the bus to get here and it was way too efficient .... arrived 45 minutes early. Got injections in my coxycs some time today. Andy
     
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  9. Probably couldn't sleep?
    Good luck today. :)
     
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  10. Today,
    I've opened three (3) eSaver accounts with Santander , making 5% tax free.
    Mine, Wife and a Joint one....
    Maximum £200 per account per month, interest paid once a year.
     
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  11. Replacing the antifreeze in the screen wash bottles :splat: on 2 vans and 3 cars.:mad:

    I thought it was a strange colour :thinkingface: and smears like F*ck.:scream:
    It tastes 'orrible :p.... some vehicles have a bung for idiots like me and others don't.
    Should have gone to Spec savers.:bucktooth:


    To be fair it's in exactly the same colour and style of bottle as the screen wash.
    Genuine VW stuff.... but in big words it says "Coolant" and "SCREEN WASH"
    I even read it was good to -37°C if mixed 50:50.... thought that should be fine.
     
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  12. Glad I'm not the only one. Andy
     
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  13. Good luck dude.
     
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  14. Good luck with that Andy.:upyeah:
     
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  15. Good luck Andy!!
     
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  16. Good luck the Andy!
     
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  17. Been down, a rather attractive surgeon's registrar has stuck a needle in my coxycs and I'm back on the ward. Understandably I have shall I say a sensitive spot and still feel a bit sedated but all good. Hopefully time to get down the pub for lunch :). Thank you for the all the good luck messages, there is definitely no other forum like ours :upyeah:. Andy
     
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  18. Hope the pub lunch is better having a prick inserted into you from behind ;)
     
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  19. Ordered 4 Kindles from Amazon and they sent me a Two Ronnie's DVD.
     
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  20. As the mother-in-law tucked into dinner at our place tonight, she noticed our dog at her feet wagging his tail.

    "Oh bless him, is he pleased to see me ?" she asked.

    "No Hilda, don't mind him", I said.

    "It's just, you're eating off his plate."
     
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