I woke up a few months ago with cloudy vision in my left eye and "halo" syndrome when looking at bright lights - turned out to be cataracts. Had 'em burned off and a lens implant in October, costing £2750
Today, I polished my helmet. . . . . I stripped it all down yesterday, washed all the internals and the helmet itelf. Serviced the visor mechanism and gave it a good buffing and waxing. Right, I'm off out to deliver some Milk Tray.
Fitted my new dash cam. I put a couple of hours aside to route and hide the power lead to the 12v accessory socket. It took me 4 minutes. Right, I'm off to find something else to do.
I have a couple of things that need doing around here. Are you good with printers that don't want to talk to computers?
I woke up this morning and said to the missus. "Wow -that was fantastic last night, you weren't faking it at all, were you ?" "No", she replied, "I really was asleep"
You what! You spend all that on a mahoosive extension and gord knows what and the laundry ends up in the garage! Think we knows who wears the trousers in your house!
Tested it and all safe and sound. The garage was actually my suggestion as I hate hearing washing machines on the go when I’m in the house.
I took a Chinese bird out for a meal to a Chinese restaurant in Manchester last night. As I got back to the table after ordering our meal, I sat down and said, "I can't believe how ignorant some people are. I just overheard two blokes at the bar commenting how all oriental people look the same. Can you believe that?" "No, I can't." she replied, "but you're going to have to move out of that seat, my husband's only gone to the toilet."
