Was talking to my brother in law who is office manager for Salus building inspectors Catterick office when he mentioned that they sponsor someone who rides a Ducati racing motorbike. It’s Sam Middlemass in the tri option cup ! Like I wouldn’t have been interested !!!
In the office...minding my own business. My boss has a meeting with a "new account manager" from our isp....he's been here 15 minutes and i think he's rattled off every cliche in the book....so far he's been "Going into bat" "Rattling cages" "Touching base" (good standard one that one!) And the best one just heard "Run it up the flagpole and see who salutes"..... Blokes a fucking champ....cant wait til he's here again....
Has he offered to "Take it on board and get back to you" knowing he never will, yet Or the "we need to approach this holistically" which means I haven't got a scooby but it sounds cool
No but he's just mentioned "blue sky thinking" though....just rattled the cage again...he's doing a lot of that...
Well, I've read between the lines, and I've come to the conclusion that someone got out of the wrong side of the bed. Don’t get your knickers in a twist. Remember, all that glitters isn't gold and only time will tell if he's a diamond in the rough or the writing's on the wall for him. Every cloud has a silver lining and this could be the calm before the storm, don't cry over spilt milk as all's fair in love and war. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Oop just finished came out with a surprise one...caught me offguard.... "He's got that one in the locker..." This bloke is fucking amazing...
Just navigating the car park in his middle management grey suit with black pointy shoes (the more the pointier the more important you are (or so you think)! In the grey audi A3 and hes away....i salute you sir...
My boss just came back in and said "bloody talks doesnt he!". I mentioned the "phrases" - he just said "did'ee? i wasnt paying attention..!
