So what have you done today..?

Finishing touches in the kitchen, so SWMBO happy now. And watched (watching) a good game of football.

Think I may trey Mrs B tonight and take her out into Cheltenham for dinner. I got a voucher

 

Just had a 200 mile pootle atound the pennine hill things and ended up at Clay Cross, bit warm, too much traffic and fekkin cyclists but a good day out. Refreshed and getting ready to head into York for beer gardens, beer and tabs

 

Don't tell her you have a voucher for goodness sake.
Steve

 

Too hot for bike riding today so after dropping the needles a notch on the Triton carbs I went for a couple of pints, I think it was a couple because I'm sure I saw some giants on the way home!!

Steve

 

spent some time filling this in....

MALE SENSITIVITY EVALUATION

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. Lovemaking.
B. Screwing.
C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
...
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
B. Your blood-test results.
C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:
A. Your partner climaxes first.
B. You both climax simultaneously.
C. You don't miss Match of the Day

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. Healthy, creative love-play.
B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find out about.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. The best part of the experience.
B. The second best part of the experience.
C. £100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
A. Of no influence on your affection for her.
B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
A. A myth.
B. An oxymoron.
C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. An appetizer is to an entree.
B. Primer is to paint.
C. A long queue is to an amusement park ride.

9. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:
If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE a man.
If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy.
You're either a little confused or, perhaps, bi-sexual
If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!

 

My mate operates security cameras and he has access to all kinds of footage. He sent me this from Squires today, a load of Harley riders and a lone Ducati rider. Nice moves El T!!!

 

Not today, but earlier in the week, brought a puppy - I can't collect it for 7 weeks though. It's a girl Mini Schnauzer.

 

Watched Eric clapton last night "Life in 12 bars" great early photos/gig shots etc,etc

 

Bet the tickets were pricey.

 

Mmmmmm....always thought those things were classed ‘ours’ not ‘mine’...

 

and the coffee

 

If your Happy then i'm Happy

 

You had the Bloody lot