Nah, just read it back, I can't fathom what the hell is going on here. I'm going outside for some sunshine.
Had afternoon tea with school friends homemade cake and proper tea in a tea pot The youngsters were watching the footy we could tell the score by the roars Sitting in the back garden trying to keep cool
While I watched (and shouted at, a lot!) the football, Mrs B was testing out her new food processor. So homemade scones, homemade jam from homegrown strawberries and whipped cream on the tasting menu. And lush it was
I was in hospital this morning getting a mole removed from my penis. The doctor said it went very well. The RSPCA say if i do it again they will prosecute.
Early morning blast, all of us letting one particular mate lead as we were under strict instructions not to flick up rocks at his shiny new R1M