For my birthday, my wife said I could either have a Rolex or a threesome. Both sound cool in theory, but a Rolex is expensive and there’s no way I would be able to please 2 women when I can barely last 30 seconds with my wife. I’d get too nervous. But at the same time my wife’s best friend Aimee is really fucking hot. Anyway, after my birthday dinner my wife told me “Aimee is on the way and she’s really horny. I’m getting horny too. Are you ready to fuck both of us?” I said “No, I just wanna watch.”
Wondering why the postman has delivered leaflets for chimney sweeps, to a block of flats that only has electric everything and 7 storeys high?
Jacked up the van and removed the front wheels to replace the discs and pads but only to find out that they have sent out the incorrect ones
Spent most of the day at the hospital having scans and x-rays on my shoulder looks like I'm having more surgery this will be 4th opp in 20months I will be having the joint replaced this time been living on painkillers for some time No bike ridein for 6-9 month's after the operation
The job I went to look at last week is turning out to be the bu**er I thought it would be. Four layers of floor boarding has been laid over the years to try and level the floor, 10mx5m of flooring to remove back to the joists and then start with tapered furring strips to level it up before new boarding, pipework and electrics to move as well. There's an office below with people working at computers, there're not happy with the noise and dust. And I've been on my own!! I was better on my own than having the labourer that was offered. Steve
Amazing what crap people turn out sometimes, 4 layers for the dust i use a garden pump spray and lightly spray the floor to keep dust down but not much help to the people below,
