We were sat in the garden today when a seagull shit on my mother in law's head. My wife said, "Ron, quick, get some tissues " I said, "There's no point, it's too far away to wipe its arse now"
Kicking back and couchsurfing on film4 watching a Ridley Scott movie.."A good year" starring Russell Crowe
Drove 5 hrs across northern Italy. Saw signs to Bologna but it wasn’t happening on this trip. Now in Slovenia, nice place. Only about an hour from the Akrapovic factory, I emailed them but they don’t do tours.
Had physio torture couple days ago and I’m feeling it today though that could be from working too getting on and off the chair like you do Best I have coffee and lunch today to sort it out
just watching a re-run "Four in a Bed" and looked up the TripAdvisor reviews for the one in Blackpool - enigmatically named "Crystals on the Prom". Here is it's latest review (from last week) "Wardrobe fell off in my hand, dirty bed linen, The place was filthy I would not board my dogs in this sh@t hole. Staff rude and up their own A@se. Delusional that they expect someone to cope with a kitchen rug as a bed canope...owner a nutter." Do you think they liked it?
was planning for sunday....i was going to get a ticket on the day but the weather looks good...so far...
Bought a tablet. Now, I refuse to own a laptop or tablet because I think I'll be using it all over the house, where as now, I have a Mac and I have to go to the home office to use it. But, with wanting to use it in my tank bag with tablet pocket, I succumbed and bought one to use as a sat nav and general info device. So what did I do all last night? Fiddled about with a load of stuff while watching telly.