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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

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  1. Paid in the sale proceeds from the Honda 125 and now need another fix:motorcycleduc: as the weather is Good to Go:sun:
     
    #47121 XH558, Sep 3, 2018
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    #47122 wroughtironron, Sep 3, 2018
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  3. Tough day on the grouse moor !

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    #47123 Wassy, Sep 3, 2018
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  4. Anthony,How's the festival going and are you missing us:thinkingface:
     
    #47124 XH558, Sep 3, 2018
  5. Converted to Islam.

    Well, fasted #smallsteps
     
    #47125 bradders, Sep 3, 2018
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  6. Spooky.....twins?

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    #47126 TT600, Sep 3, 2018
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  7. The young couple next door made a sex tape last night.

    Obviously they don’t know that yet.
     
    #47127 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
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  8. Today I hired a landscape gardener but he said he couldn’t help as my garden was portrait.
     
    #47128 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
  9. Last week we went on a barging holiday. We haven’t got a boat......we just kept pushing people into canals.
     
    #47129 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
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  10. This morning I went to a meeting of my premature ejaculators support group.

    Turns out it’s on tomorrow.
     
    #47130 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
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  11. Unloaded the bikes back from the IOM supriseds to find I had 2 flat tyres pumped them up there still staying up
    Strange
     
    #47131 T500, Sep 3, 2018
  12. I was disappointed to hear that Dunkirk wasn’t William Shatner’s autobiography.
     
    #47132 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
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  13. Went in to the garage to find a flat tyre on the f4 with a big ol nail poking out of it.
    Oh well that will stop
    Anyone pinching it over the winter
     
    #47133 Italianstallion, Sep 3, 2018
  14. Last night I was watching tv and the announcer said there was a documentary about the clitoris on the red button.

    But I couldn’t find it.
     
    #47134 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
  15. Metal Ron, move away from ET’s account :mad:
     
    #47135 Exige, Sep 3, 2018
  16. This afternoon I went into a fancy lingerie shop. I said to the sales assistant “ are these knickers satin?”

    She said “No, they’re new”
     
    #47136 El Toro, Sep 3, 2018
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  17. Great fun but very tiring and glad to be home. thanks for asking.

    And of course I missed you. :)
     
    #47137 Carr01, Sep 3, 2018
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  18. Clearly today El-tel has mostly been reading old one liner joke book...!
     
    #47138 bradders, Sep 3, 2018
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  19. Hasn’t only been just today and he’s not the only one. Andy
     
    #47139 Android853sp, Sep 3, 2018
  20. Yeah...........but iron Ron tells them better :D
     
    #47140 broke, Sep 3, 2018
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