So what have you done today..?

Same as on the British thing a very nice short list to work from

 

At work today.


Scottish home grown tomatoes in October.

Only problem is....

That’s a waste water treatment works..

The tomatoes weren’t planted conventionally...

The compost is, erm. Human waste...

And one of the guys that works there wandered past with a handful of freshly picked for a lovely salad...

 

All washed down nicely with a glass of something

 

Antibiotics. Apparently, I need to stop putting it places where I have no idea whats been there before.

 

Funny you say that...my Swede is likely to go and be replaced with German.

And some thing I'm a Britannia big when it comes to foreigners

 

Finance it

 

Good news the bloods are good not good you are suffering with a virus but good to have me time Andy x

 

Mrs stallion has now decided she no longer likes her Porsche Macan as she can’t park
It. Now she wants the new rs4 as it’s thinner .
I am now actively looking for a new wife lol

 

What... Never!

 

I once found an unexpected broken drain that way. Tomatoes growing in the middle of a car park.
Didn't taste good at all.

 

Your phone is broken as well. That’s nearly ‘ conventional typing’ ...whoops. Shame on you.

 

Mrs Stallion sounds like such a Mare

 

Only married her for her rack

 

She has an amazing storage facility

 

Three more syllables and that would almost be haiku

 

Apart from having a monutmentally shitty day at work - the lining on an otherwise crusty dark cloud was fast bikes emailed me to offer to come up to brand next wednesday with the hyper as they want to feature it in the mag...

 

Didn’t fast bikes used to be based in Bath ?

 

Yep and they always banged on about jhs racing I think it was called in keynsham