So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Apart from his cancer he's now suffering from shingles, which is bad enough, but I think he just feels very lonely and wants someone with him all the time. Which is proving difficult given we all have time consuming jobs and/or live away. i'm not saying that that's right but it is what it is.
     
  2. Awww bless him
    Not a nice time for him ET
    Could you not all share him around :)
    and have him stay a few days at a time that way he gets a change of scenery
     
  3. We would but he won't budge. Old people don't like changes in routine. :rolleyes:
     
  4. Yes I hear that alot when talking to my customers
     
  5. Mmmm Tiffany again
     
  6. Deal done and ordered some kitesurfing kit. Everything we need to get out so just need to get some practice in now
     
  7. My mate's mad on kite surfing. If you need any advice I can put you in touch with him, I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
     
  8. Finally bitten the bullet and getting my beastie CJS'ed....:eek:
     
  9. All I've managed to come up with so far is a pair of boxing gloves and half a bottle of port:frown:
     
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  10. you should see the 'dudes' kit-surfing where i live(noordwijke holland).they are fecking MAD!. enjoy......:upyeah:
     
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  11. That one is big enough to make a nice pet!!!
     
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  12. I went on a school trip to Noordwijke in 1978 :upyeah:
     
  13. Helped a client initiate a project today in London. Working at home tomorrow and then off to Portimao on Thursday morning. Yeeeeeehah!
     
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  14. i was 2 years pre-liquid then........haha
     
  15. You weren't missing much, it was a sleepy seaside town back then, not sure how it is today. And we all bought flick knives for some reason?
     
  16. Had 4 stitches put in my leg after cutting it with a stanley knife. Oops. Nurse asked if I was allergic to anything and I said 'nothing apart from Stanley knives'. Oh how we laughed!
     

  17. Bloke who used to work for BT, was cutting some strips of leather on a table, knife slipped, straight into his leg! My old man took him to the local hospital where the nurse said to him " that looks like a stab wound Mr Kew!" His reply, "nah I did it with a knife!"
     
  18. Beach at Weston Super mare awaits you....!!!
     
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  19. Many years ago when I was about 17 I used to frequent a large flat that joint rented by 4-5 friends at any one time. One afternoon me and my girlfriend of the time were dicking about in the living room like you do, and I happened to pick up a stick that to this day I had no idea what or why it was in a living room. Anyway, I grasped said stick and proceeded to (ahem) shall we say, place, between said girlfriends thighs!

    Imagine my horror upon seeing blood everywhere shortly afterwards as it transpired that I had, albeit unwittingly, stabbed, my amour in the bloody leg!!! Not badly bad, but bad enough for me to go whiter than white and feel very sick. Needless to say a taxi was called, towels were made use of and we trundled off to the local hospital casualty dept, whereupon, Sam, announced to the nurse on the desk that she had 'come on early'!

    I died of embarrassment and laughed like a drain at the same time.

    From then on, the 'owner' of the stick, thought it might not be such a good idea to put knives in sticks and make, (I shit you not) 'Spears'. His argument was: What you doing putting sticks between her legs?

    Seemed a reasonable response I thought!!!
     
  20. BBQ session already? :biggrin:

     
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