Champers £5 bottles of red more like but she wants salmon for breakfast every morning and she's flying in for a few days no wonder I haven't bought a bike for months
Courtesy of the Daily Mash THERESA May has bought the only non-discounted item in Sports Direct, it has emerged. The prime minister was visiting the Maidenhead branch of the sporting retailer and, despite being surrounded by deeply discounted items, manage to make a beeline for the single item that was full price. Store manager Wayne Hayes said: “She paused at a Lonsdale hoodie and a Slazenger bucket hat, which were 90 per cent off though still dreadful value for money. “But somehow she picked up a Donnay umbrella – you’ve probably seen them abandoned and broken at the end of any outdoor event – that we’d missed when slapping massive fuck-off luminous stickers on everything slashing their prices." “She took it to the counter and didn’t flinch when she was told the price was £39.95 which nobody’s ever paid in the history of the store."
Going back to pub as the tv is soooo shit! ITV has become unwatchable now with X factor and jungle shit on Drinks r on me
Went to the NEC with bargain tickets and parking from forum members. Thank you both. Bought some Dainese D-air leathers from Dean Ellisons stall for £1000 reduced from £1800. Great day all round.
A poor old lady fell over in the street today. I say poor because she only had five quid in her purse.
Yes that was the case but there was plenty to look at. I was there for over 5 hours and still hadn't looked at everything.
