Marshalled in excess of a 1000 trikes, bikes, scooters and a 3 wheeled boat at the start of their parade ride taking toys to Barnardos in Wokingham. Big turn out from non participants to cheer everyone on. Great variety of costumes and decorated bikes. Waiting on formal confirmation of the final total but it took 30 minutes to usher them out of the car park and onto the main road. Great time for most except the 3 local residents and a taxi driver who didn’t seem to understand what “This road will be closed from 14:00 until 15:00 on Sunday 9th December” which had been posted at the junction 6 weeks ago. No major incidents although the lead motocross outfit passenger forgot to lean out on a left hand bend and the following outfit rammed him as the lead rider had to slam on the brakes to stop the chair looping, caught on camera of course Andy
No, I'm an old git, oval nails and punch, I only have nail guns that run of a compressor, not worth it for this. Steve
Bought a big bag of the best Liqourice Allsort component. No more sifting through shitty coconut to get to the yummy aniseed underneath.
never seen an oval nail or brad till I come to England... its like they are designed for ya hammer or punch to slip on em...we have what we call lost heads .. same thing but with a flat head.. like exige
dude... you been to nz? you aint you don't know an allsort... and don't even get me started on milk bottles
Only video on my phone and I’m not savvy enough to know how to post it. Hang over ? How very dare you I’ll have you know I’ve got the works. Alternate shivers and sweats, blocked sinuses, runny nose, chesty cough, explosive sneezes and a headache I really wish I could shift. Give it another couple of days and I should be over the worst. If you are looking to invest, buy into paper hankies, gone through 8 little handy packets and on my second box of man size, sorry, extra large (fekking snowflakes) Oh yes, I’m grumpy too . Andy
Powdered milk bottles are the only real milk bottles. Nothing worse that getting a bag of unpowdered ones. Lion midget gems too, all others are just wrong.
Weirdo and I mean seriously, you are a weirdo Next time you buy a proper bag of Liquorice Allsorts you can send me the coconut ones and I’ll send those vile shitty little hundreds and thousands covered dog turds your way. Andy
Strangley for a man of my age with this condition, both my bladder and bowel seem to be behaving ...... thankfully. Andy
I have a unwritten agreement with a lad at work when we get Liqourice Allsorts. I give him the coconut round things, he gives me the aniseed sprogs.
Well today has been very different. After my breakfast I went back to bed and didn’t get up till 1.30pm. I think that’s got to be a first! Got showered then took SWMBO into Holmfirth at 2pm for a drink with all her keep fit buddies and their trainer. That gave me the opportunity to wrap my Xmas presents whilst she was out. At 5pm I picked her up. She came to the car and tried to get me to go in for a drink. I told her when I dropped her off that I wouldn’t as there’s nothing worse when you are sober than being in the company of 20 drunk, cackling women. And this was definitely one of those times so she went back to get her coat. When she got into the car it was evident she was rat arsed. We got home, she gets changed and then she decides she’ll make me something to eat (I will stress I didn’t ask her to). Lots of opening and closing kitchen cupboard doors and banging of pans ensues. Then all goes quiet. I walk into the kitchen to find her on all fours scraping up food that she’s managed to drop/fling all over the floor in her drunken stupor. I’ve had to banish her from the kitchen before she sets the house on fire! Fucking daft tart
If they can talk about vaginal dryness during prime time evening telly, the fact that some of my bits are working properly is small potatoes. Andy
