Never did drugs, too busy spending my money on houses, bikes and cars...... Have I missed out? Hated the ones the NHS filled me with... yuck. If I've got money when I retire I might try them then.
Dude everything is a drug. Getting a like on this forum is a drug. Some just take different roads, some buy bikes, some drink, some take drugs, some buy watches, some buy a Porsche, they are just hairdressers though, then it's to the jets and bits, It's all related to the drug. We should all accept that. More money, more expensive drug. I just want to be a hippy and fanny around.
Now, having your nails done, it's the same thing! https://www.ducatiforum.co.uk/threads/would-you-pay-this-guy-this-much.66943/
I’m not steady handed enough and I’m ok right handed but the left hand isn’t as good so..... someone else does a better job I loved detailing cars/bikes though
I asked the wife what she wanted for Xmas this morning and she told me - "a 42 inch Phillips". Where the fuck am I going to get a screwdriver that big?
WARNING! There's a link going around which says "Click to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track" Whatever you do don't click on it, - it's actually a link to download the latest Cliff Richard Christmas track.
I was arrested yesterday for shoplifting in ASDA The Police Officer said, "You are being charged with stealing two bottles of wine" I said, "You can't charge me for stealing two bottles"... Officer, "Why not"? "It was buy one get one free"
Just checked my bank account to find HMRC have credited it with a £72 tax rebate. Thank you very much Andy
Seriously, you know what I mean. Never felt the rush of the Opiates..... the out of your skull on MDMA.... Had some very strange mushrooms in a New York restaurant once.... I think the chef added his stash to our meal..... the taxi door melted and we got back to the hotel in 2 seconds... Mrs felt the same.... very Matrix like.
Met dad this morning and caught a break. Today, no picking of his nose, no pulling his nose hair out or his ear hair, no testing every version of a burp whilst I was eating my breakfast. Instead whilst eating my breakfast, he scratches his head then says to me, look at this scab I just picked off, it's got hair in it! I am convinced he does all these things when I am eating on purpose, so my new years resolution is to build a garage in memory of dad, who will be buried in the concrete slab the shed will rest on.
Delivered a coffin from Hackney to Darlington, one of my more unusual jobs must admit, basically an undertaker purchasing off another undertaker.
