Done fuck all, all day apart from watch films ive seen a million times (just finished watching kelly's hero's) - dossed round the house. Just watched the cat throw up....is it me or is it that time when you see them starting to convulse, then the reality sets in that youll never make it to the kitchen to get the wet wipes to try and catch it so just sit there and watch...and think...i wonder how much comes out this time...
Got lots of lovely presents from SWMBO despite us agreeing to putting a limit on spending this year because of the impending house move. Now playing dinosaur Lego with my grandsons! Have a fab day everyone!
What a fabulous christmas day weatherwise,the sun is shining in surrey today and hopefully where you are.Santa was bang on time with the goodie baganybody out on the bikes today...... just green with envy. Have been walking/talking on the blower to a friend around the garden in preparation for that waist expansioooooooooon time............Merry Christmas guys and girls
been reading the Daily Mash..... Christmas songs ranked from the worst to f**king unbearable EVERYONE has a least favourite Christmas song, from the creepiness of Roy Wood to Cliff Richard talking shit about God. But which are just the worst and which are absolutely unbearable? Wonderful Christmas Time by Paul McCartney Ringo is often remembered as the least talented member of the Beatles, but even he had the talent not to record this twinkling dog-turd. From the Commodore 64 game synth stabs to the half-arsed lyrics, this would be a career low if not for the frog business. Stop the Cavalry by Jona Lewie You can have a perky parpy upbeat Christmas song, or you can have a song mourning the senseless deaths of soldiers in war. To try and do both in the same three-minute song is a catastrophic error and it’s we who suffer. Christmas Wrapping by the Waitresses There was a time in the early 80s when rap was a joke genre only suitable for shitty novelty records produced as desperate cash-ins, like indie is today. A time forgotten until this comes on. Little Drummer Boy by Bing Crosby and David Bowie Yes it’s got David Bowie on it. Yes his bit is decent, but only as blessed relief from the endless pa-rumpa-pum-fucking-pums. Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John & Yoko The second Beatle in the list, proving once and for all that they were crap. And in ending war, it is crucial that your opponents also want the war to be over or war will continue on a harrowingly one-sided basis. Do They Know it’s Christmas by Band Aid In 1984 it was a marvellous charity event that brought the nation together, but the written-in-five-minutes quality shows. Plus surely it’s seditious nonsense to suggest Britain once spontaneously came together to help foreigners.
Spent most of the day in A and E, daughter had a tonsillectomy last week and it has turned nasty, poor kid
