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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Id be more worried about the workmen drinking all that wine and leaving the corkscrews in the cement
     
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  2. I'm more right wing.....
     
  3. Why? Are the wilds of Yorkshire populated with scattered farmhouses populated with solitary people who have been fishing in a limited gene pool and look like they might eat you too? Just asking for a friend who's thinking of going there;)
     
  4. Shhhhhh shut up!!!
     
  5. Nope, that's Lincolnshire. Avoid us. London is nice at this time of year... ;)
     
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  6. London is a stuck up arsehole. I know. I lived there for 25 years :(
     
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  7. Then imagine how terrible Lincs is!
     
  8. OK, I'll give it a miss. I only went there once, to visit a friend in Lincoln. It took me years to get there (from London) imagine how long it would take me now!

    Mind you, I have a friend who lives in Gt Snoring (zzzzzzzzzzzzz). I know it's Norfolk, but it's kind of close to Lincolonshire so I could pop in to check out that what you're saying is true and not fake news to put everyone off :)
     
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  9. Daughter no.2 phoned me today. 21 years old. 'Dad, I've received a cheque in the post, what do I do with it?' :eek:I kid you not. Millenials.: unamused:
     
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  10. Yay! Looking forward to my visit there next month!
    Naaaaawwww, now I don't know what to expect!.....
     
  11. Think shithole. Now multiply by ten :)
     
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  12. Today I was meant to be having half a day on the new Diavel, however I sacked it off on Thursday as the forecast was saying that it’d be lashing down with strong winds. The forecast is right so far. I’ve pencilled in next weekend for the test ride now.

    So instead I have already fitted some opaque film panels to the two front bedrooms to give us some privacy from neighbours. Now getting ready as this afternoon we’re going to our youngest grandsons birthday party. :)
     
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  13. Last night I accidentally mistook viagra tablets for sleeping pills.

    I ended up having forty wanks
     
  14. Week three completed on the all new eight week project,and finally removed my balls out of the vice like wheel clamp and started smelling the flowers (ducbird):) before they disappear for good,and a bathtub on the road;)
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  15. Why invite your neighbours into your bedroom in the first place :thinkingface:
     
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  16. You know the answer to that
     
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  17. It wasn't me, I sent a lookeelikey with a small penis :blush:
     
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  18. Do you belong to a swingers club;)
     
  19. Founder member of the HSA :upyeah:
     
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