So what have you done today..?

Really so what do you poo out of then

 

talking of assholes and one is sure to come along

 

Bit rude Pooboy, I was only asking a legitimate question

 

you forgot to say hamas or comrade, silly

 

go and lay a cable .

 

Not keen on Vince

 

Well just push to one side of the plate, but eat the rest or you won't have any pudding.

 

Just had yogurt

 

Do you also have a eyesight problem

 

No

 

A easy peasy test for you sir

 

Been out and done 170 miles on the S1000RR, my arse is killing me.

 

I said to the wife at lunchtime " Ethel, it's so feckin' hot today, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn in the nude?"


"That I must've married you for your sense of humour....."

 

Seems you’ll have to play the bad guy if you want to get a move on in future.

 

Life's too short waiting on this storm to set sail,so cocked a leg over the paul smart for a mad dash & creamed my pants...........happy again for the moment

 

Hands up all those who zoomed in

 

Lazy morning followed by a couple of drinks next to Falls of Dochart at Killin then off for a quick 9 holes, maybe put a line out later depending on how much beer gets drunk.

 

Or you could play out the reenactment of the movie Deliverance

 

Today I:
1. Fitted a set of Evotech crash bungs to the Monster. I don’t really like the look of them but after seeing how little damage @dubcat ’s bike suffered when he dropped it in the Picos I thought I ought to. The instructions never mentioned about the engine dropping in the frame when the original engine bolt is knocked out

2. I fitted the loops for a Kriega US30 to the Monster for my upcoming tour of the UK. It’s a great piece of kit

3. I made a very crude crud catcher for the Monster to save me getting all mucky on my trip - it’s bound to rain at some stage . Not aesthetically the best but with the Evotech tail tidy that’s on the bike it’ll save me and my new Kriega bag getting covered in shite.


4. I replaced the crankcase covers on the 748, having taken them off 2 months ago to repaint.

5. I started to check the valve clearances on the 748 whilst the rocker & camshaft covers are all off and the bike’s in pieces. So far so good .

All in all a good day in the garage