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So what have you done today..?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by figaro, Mar 17, 2012.

  1. Take care bud, your mind and body are probably on a unwinding process after years of work, its like years ago when i was working flat out all year round managing a couple of days off Christmas always come down with heavy colds i expect others can relate to that.
     
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  2. Are you suffering from withdrawal symptoms from the workplace already.;)
     
  3. Mercedes-Benz Sprinter has a recall for glow plugs and the ECU that controls them..... some fires have occurred
     
  4. Spent the day in Maderia Beach, John's Pass.
    Just monkeying around in my favourite bar....
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  5. Not a chance! :)
     
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  6. wrote a nice intelligent post in the rugby thread, then had to delete it as i have to cheer for south africa...
     
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  7. Somebody has to this side of the fence.;)
     
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  8. im thinking the saffas by 40 points...
     
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  9. Nope England will get it by two scores.:):upyeah:
     
  10. I've been researching "How to give a cat a pill"

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    HOW TO GIVE YOUR CAT A PILL:

    1) Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

    2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in
    left arm and repeat process.

    3) Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

    4) Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear
    paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

    5) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

    6) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

    7) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
    Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

    8) Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill inside end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

    9) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

    10) Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.

    11) Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scottish. Pour shot, drink. apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw Tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

    12) Call fire brigade to retrieve the f------ cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.

    13) Tie the little b**tard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

    14) Consume remainder of Scottish. Get spouse to drive you to the
    emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

    15) Arrange for RSPCA to collect "mutant cat from hell" and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

    HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL:

    1) Wrap it in cheese.
     
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  11. Work.
    Today is day 6 of a 16 day run without a day off, no light at the end of the tunnel and it`s been shit so far.
    I wish I worked somewhere that allows you to punch stupid people.


    *EDIT*
    I realise in this utopia of being paid to punch stupid people I may get punched a few times myself, but well worth the risk in my opinion.
     
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  12. Shopping then watching the rugby
     
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  13. Hopefully things are better today and you are able to relax a bit with no further 'incidents'. Have a good weekend.
     
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  14. OMG Bradders what are you doing to yourself
    That is exactly why you need some rest time
    Are you not listening o_O
     
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  15. No.

    it’s when I’m resting I get them lol
     
  16. You probably notice it more when your resting it will be doing the same thing while your busy and not aware of it
     
  17. I have a monitor on all the time.
     
  18. If you have kids and grandkids bradders, time to take notice of the hints your health and your body is dropping you.

    The anger when you are resting is a mixture of insecurity of wtf is going on and frustration of you're too young for this shit

    Don't look at it as your life stopping but see it more as a pause whilst you regroup to see what happens next.
     
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  19. Just take it easy will you
     
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  20. I’ve woken up with the sorest throat ever. Can’t even swallow properly and everything hurts.

    I’ve only half watched the rugby because I’m seriously suffering.

    This has made me grumpy so don’t piss me off today.

    Ps....I’ve just gone back to bed too.
     
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