So what have you done today..?

He’s a very keen cook. Dems ingredients innit

 

you're just playing with me now, i'm old enuf - that's a variation on 2 girls one cup, tell me

 

Going to my house in Suffolk tomorrow for a few days so need supplies ha ha ha

 

That thing is the only machine I don’t k is how to work. It’s induction apparently but all I k ow is the pans were ducking expensive

 

^ witchcraft.

Gas all the way until Greta cocks that up

 

I had noticed tyre marks on your lovely emulsion walls.

 

No gas where I live in the middle of a field electric or oil. She say she hates the Argo range thingy so electric it is

 

Skid marks lol

 

Not played that game before but hey why not whatever gets you through the weekend.

 

Richard, get a torch and light up the bottle, I need to see your progress mine was half an hour from new - these emojis are shit aren't they just?

 

Who the fuck is Richard ha ha ha ha are you more pissed than everyone

 

Errr. Me.

 

Thought you was jack?? This is getting as weird as that box set lost

 

I’ve always been lost mate.

 

I never knew your real name was actually dildo?!

 

Fuck me this is getting hard I feel like poor @Chris at the moment

 

Yeah my mum was a real cunt

 

ok, will revert to formal speech:- Expat - what what.. if you would care to illuminate your container of refined alcoholic beverage from the rearmost quarter it would tend to show, favourably or not, the degree of quaffage/consumption that one has tolerated during said evening what what.. ?

 

Is that boris Johnson speak ? Lol