So what have you done today..?

Cheese and jam for me - call me posh

 

Funny you should say that as i've just had two of the above because i'm a pig.

 

Cheese and cranberry jelly, bizzo.

 

I definitely have got powder but I’m not black ha ha ha

 

Knew you would, fvck all wrong with four.

 

Trad. Cheese and pickle - MUST be Branston, and original, none of that spreadable shit.

 

That's posh that is

 

Just nipped out for a bottle of plonk to give my brother whom dad is going to spend chrimbo with to give me a break

Nothing could prepare me for what I saw, the supermarket is like fight club. Even the oldies on electric scooters are scything their way through as though they have bodicea chariots with blades sticking out from the wheels.

 

The ever expanding waistline...need to get into my leathers in three/four months time.

 

Smugnessabounds. Did our Xmas shop at 06:30 this am. Bloody knackered now though. Time for a zizzzzzzz.

 

Buy bigger leathers

 

I had a long lie, picking up Christmas shopping between 5:30 and 6:00

 

Alt Cheese and Mustard piccalilli.

 

Use by date 24 Dec!

 

NOoooooooo.

Piccalilly only allowed on ham or gammon mate. Dont you know the rules?

Sliced large pickled onions on slabs of cheese on french bread though......

 

Be ok for leftovers on Christmas day

 

You can's spread pickles on Brexit supporters??

 

Nope as i like these ones....but i do now have a two piece gore tex set for most of the time,as just easier to get in & out.

 

Dijon for me.

 

Buy bigger leathers but put the smaller older labels in them?