So what have you done today..?

noice

 

i have!!!@! i thought you was pulling my tit but ive just been to the shop and the shop keep told me its friday!!!

 

Your welcome, I can do things

 

Cheeky feckers. That’s the last time I try to be helpful

I can’t be the only one that was afflicted with randomly positioned photos, surely?
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Surely not?

 

you are batty Paul (geddit?):

 

Keep an eye out for when I post details of the organised trip here for June. There’s lots more where that came from

 

It does look bloody amazing TBF

 

I'm doing the Picos the first week or so of June - weirdly it was a toss up between Ireland and there and we've booked it now. Is it an annual thing?

 

Depends how it goes, it might be. 5 peninsulas, 5 days, SW Ireland 500, stunning views, mountain passes, a bit of culture, stout, music & the craic

 

Sleepless night then ET ?

 

At least you have the image now to look at and don’t need to keep getting it from the wank bank

 

Just been out running with my dog and seem to have started developing Tourette’s as every pot hole or branch on the floor has made me swear “shit tit fuck wank bollox”

 

Well that’s a lie, you don’t run chubs.

 

Fucking cunt shit wank bollox twat lol

 

I was on the bus this morning when this old woman asked me why I didn't give up my seat to the heavily pregnant woman who was stood up next to me?

"Why should I?" I replied - "I've paid my full fare the same as anyone else. Besides, she can sit down when we get home. "

 

You do know you gotta dress like the locals right?

 

That’s how they dress in Sutton coldfield

 

I'm off to Amsterdam this weekend.

I'm going for the windmills, the tulips, the river trips, the clogs, and treatment for compulsive lying.