So what have you done today..?

A huge improvement.

 

Written essays on here, cleaned the carbs on my track bike, started to dismantle for mods an S4R wot I bought a few days ago, read some papers for a couple of cases, one involving a claim against Apple for deliberately slowing down iPhones and the other a satellite dispute arising out of a £4m breach of contract claim over non-delivery of soy beans to an African port, drafted an Advice, billed some work, played with the dog, insured the dog, dropped the girlf off at the station, then insured the girlf on my 911 so I no longer have to drop her at the station (God help us all).

 

I got my new passport, I'm now Irish

 

Lucky git. Get the black stuff in.

 

I worked all day. Entertained a thousand people but didn't get to ride or spanner. Put another bike on sorn. Work life balance in question a 911 and a gf to drive it would be nice. Ha.x

 

Only way to go

 

I was beginning to like you however you had to drop '911' into the post. Tut tut tut

BTW I need a good barrister, do ya know any?

 

It sounds very grand and it does look the dog’s with its GT3 body kit but it’s one of the Gen1 water cooled models which due to internet experts spouting bollocks on forums, claiming the engines are little more than a grenade with the pin pulled, I can’t even shift it for £11k. Hence why I appear to be keeping it and why the girlf is going on the policy. but also as I was looking for an excuse to keep hold of it.

If you do need some advice drop me a PM and if I can’t help I will probably know someone who can

 

£11k must be the insurance value har har har har. Pull the pretend gt kit off her and back to a nice clean 911. Or just keep it.

Honestly mucker, if it comes a time that I get in trouble, I believe God wouldn't show me mercy

 

Just realised how bloody awful this site is of you don’t pay the annual subscription.
Navigating your way through the adverts is truly a pain and has got worse over the years.

 

Having an egg & bacon sarnie in Fowlers

 

Hmmm, possibly off putting to potential newbies. Perhaps there could be a free trial period. Sign up, give card details but card only gets debited 30 days or so later unless cancelled. @El Toro @Rob ?

 

They don’t hold card details

 

except red cards

 

But could do so, they’re all encrypted anyway. Just a thought.

 

pay up you cheapskate!

 

today i have woken up, tried to watch the wsb opening round, watched the highlights on youtube and now i have a pounding headache... think its to do with my glasses... cant work out which pair to wear for tv and stuff.. both pair just look foggy now. either my eyes have deteriorated over night or ... i dont know what or is... ive only had glasses for a few weeks (although ive needed em for years) but everything is blurry today.... and yes, i have cleaned em....

 

Are they reading glasses? If so, don’t watch TV in them, they are for....... reading, not distance.