So what have you done today..?

A quick spray of hair lacquer slows them down, then finish off with the rolled up newspaper!

 

Hair lacquer eh, now there’s a thought!

 

Sat here, listening to the rain splash on the tarmac outside my front door. Yes, it is raining hard but sadly most of the water is coming out of my guttering which is clearly blocked. Bugger, bugger, bugger ! Andy

 

Remember the lighter in front of the nozzle

 

Same here in NZ, my bike costs the thick end of $600 while my truck is less than $200.

 

I'm hoping you only own one motorcycle or it could get very expensive.

 

Get em mid flight with it and turn them into gliders.

 

I have 2 but I ride them both a lot so I just pay up. We don't have a winter downtime either so that helps...
Is £600...

 

No, but petrol does!

 

Once their wings are stuck together they're sitting ducks, yellow and black stripey & stropy ones!

 

So based on that price you must get a larger salary to compensate like the Australians do then.?

 

Good point. Now I just feel bad and ripped off.
You stole the Jam outta my donut!

 

I have six motorbikes on the road and only pay road tax for one (my Ducati). The rest all Historic vehicles no MOT required and FREE road Tax . Did i ever say i like FREE stuff ?

 

Crossed my fingers...!

 

Celebrating 27th wedding anniversary. I don’t want much, just a medal!

 

Day of rest today, very enjoyable. Looks like I chose a really good time to leave the UK.

Tomorrow I fire up the Panzer and invade Spain, should be fun.

God knows what’s going to happen about their Covid numbers but I’ve done that & been there.

 

You deserve one, 27 years! You get less than that for murder.

 

My wife’s most used quote

 

Woke up weather crap and now starting to piss down, i was going to have a tinker with the 996 but can't be bothered now, bored so playing Call of duty because there isn't much else to do right now.