So what have you done today..?

I didn't have to do anything as i'd four young shop assistants around me trying to sort the problem 4 me.

 

Takes 4 youngsters to lift a lump hammer nowadays? Kids eh, wimps. We used to juggle with 4 lump hammers to build upper body strength for the ancient martial art of eckywackdoh. Tell the youngsters that and they don’t believe you. Times were hard in Salford 5.
Bin day! I’m all giddy!

 

Blue! Berty blue bin. Recycle bin. My favourite, 21 years old this year. That’s old in bin years but not a creak just his usual rumble when moving.

 

Blue here too, paper cardboard that kind of stuff, or rubbish as it was formerly known.

 

Green eh now let me see, I’m guessing green is for hot coals and unwanted furniture?

 

So basically you're saying bins age approximately 7 years to 1 of ours?

 

Only in Northern climes. Deterioration rates are variable. Southern Jessy types age much more quickly. UVA, UVB seems to be a problem.
Keep them well shaded and only put them out at night, quickly back in in the morning. Rumbling also upsets the neighbour far better the later and earlier you do this. Gravel drive ways of course can really annoy them. Well they’re just annoying anyhow.
Writing a thesis on this at the moment. Hope to publish in Bintastic my favourite technical journal.

 

Off to Help the Aged now. Lovely ladies, make me feel like a toyboy.

 

Your fun knows no bounds!

 

Difficult keeping it up!

 

Went round to mothers, said heating isn't working, not feeling warm, it was set 22c, so I upped it to 23c, any higher and she'll be able to cook dinner on the coffee table.

 

I managed to squeeze £90 in to the Caddy
It normally takes around the £70 mark.

 

Did 130 miles on Ducati Worcester's V4 Multistrada this afternoon, had to put £25 worth of fuel in and brought it back with only a smidge more than I left with... Great bike I'll admit but drinks like Oliver Reed...

 

Booked Brittany Ferries for us next June .

 

That’s very sweet of you.
Where we off to then?

 

Portsmouth-Caen, then 3 days of D roads to Dordogne/Auvergne and 3 days back on D roads. We never pre book hotels, know where we are going without maps etc, it’s a freedom pass.