He said they’ve been together for 35 years, so a high five to him if she’s still letting him shag her.
No, i have the best girl, married 30 years this year, let's me keep a bike in the living room, work on another bike in the living room, and I still get to shag her
That is pretty good. I used to date a girl who fixed my bikes in her lounge, whilst I shagged her. I dumped 'cause her place was such a mess and her hands were always greasy. Bikes ran well though.
Abused some golf balls this morning, was chief furniture & plant mover whilst Mrs GG cleaned the patio (she wanted to do it, I did offer...) and then had a play with my new toy…
12 mile walk along ullswater, getting some training in for the 26 mile Alzheimer's charity walk in the same area next month
Hang on, you were shagging her WHILE she was fixing your bikes? I’m guessing she didn’t use a torque wrench?