So what have you done today..?

Who's the daddy.

 

which one?.:smile:

 

the cute one or the one with the beard

 

I'm thinking of starting up a small zoo, so today I wrote a letter to Chester Zoo;

"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses."

I thought that didn't sound right so I tried again;

"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese."

Nope, that still didn't sound right;

"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi."

Ahh feck it I thought,

"Dear Sir, I'm starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose.

P.S. also, send me another one."

 

Last night an ill timed guff and roll over in bed kinda squished gas up through my onesie and out into my face. Yup, I farted in my own face....

 

in some parts of the world you would be considered a god with that ability. Cornwall for instance.

 

In some parts of the world, @finm , you would not be considered an IT god!

 

I got gout today. Super dooper

 

I'm bored being an active member. I want to be a senior member! OK, what do I need to do, be do

 

Shu be do be do ah do be do be do

 

Do elephants have a purpose?

 

yes. they give us something to compare TT's face to.:smile:

 

Got up at 06:00 to start unloading camper after two great weeks in Cornwall. Only 50 weeks till we are back :-(

 

I understand there are parts of the Deep South of the USA where that ability would be revered as well....