Will they use the hair for one of those joke ginger Jock wigs with the tartan hat? Well done Little Fin
I've lost an earth ten pound note this morning. It was in my pocket last night and this morning it isn't. Bah!
Best make sure youve emptied the dishwasher first or run the hoover round the flat. Otherwise frisking is forbidden.
another plus point day today about working nights, went on the bike and its reached its 1st service 600 mile mark
Warning guys - Don't believe anyone who advises you to get Christmas shopping done early to avoid the crowds. This year I did mine a full twelve months early and the shops were as busy as ever
I went to the local car wash this morning and asked "How much for a full wash ?" "We only do cars " was the reply
And in other news tonite, unprecedented riots in Yorkshire for an, as yet, unknown reason. Cries of " the drinks are on me" have been reported but are widely believed to be fake shouts.