So what have you done today..?

I think I need to go for a wolk along the piste

 

Morris Dancers??

 

You forgot the potato pancakes

 

And coated in chocolate, then battered and then fried.

Food of the gods indeed. Evil gods.

 

Have we moved to Ireland ?

 

Not not coated in chocolate or battered but deffo fried with Lorn sausage and fried egg on top yum yum

 

No France

 

I'll see your square sausages and lumps of potato and raise you a plate of Fish and chips (with helmans)

 

Hmmmmm I'll see that lot and raise you a home made Lasagne

 

easy, it normally comes with deep fried bacon.
feed me.

 

And red wine

 

Heck we gone up market all of a sudden, whats wrong with a pint of stella

 

Finm if I give you my address will you send me a fresh haggis from a proper butcher

 

cool.

 

Will it still be breathing ?

 

Is there such a thing as free-range haggis? Turf-fed haggis?

 

It normally is

 

not after i have shot it . no.

 

"Don't open that wardrobe" shouted my wife as I was just about to - "Your Christmas present is in there!"

"Too late," I said, pulling open the door.

"You get me the most rubbish presents!" I said, looking in. "Why would I want a half naked milkman?"

 

Got myself a Carlos fandango toothbrush at Aldi