So what have you done today..?

I was hoping we'd get a creative accountant.

 

Will it be in tomorrow's Investors Chronicle? Questor perhaps? Or the Lex column?

 

Plenty of work for those in Switzerland, surely?

 

saved for relevant thread

 

Re insured the CBR with lower excess, second named rider and post restoration value (slightly optimistic £3500) and saved £50 in the process, now costing a stratospheric £71 a year..

 

I was visiting a local mental institution today, and asked the manager how they decided which patients should be kept in?

The manager replied, "We fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Feeling smug, I said "Oh, I see - a normal person would choose the bucket because it's the biggest."

The manager responded, "No, a normal person would pull the fecking plug out. Would you like a bed near the window?"

 

And you would know that feeling how? :Hilarious:

 

take from the poor and give to the rich or is that the vat canny mind ether way it's no easy.

 

TBH, paying tax is the least of my problems. It would imply that we'd made a profit and that I'd been paid something!

 

ive cancelled your UAE trip for you - no no thats fine, don't thank me. Happy to help.

 

Now there's a feeling @finm doesn't understand

 

US snow: Plane skids off New York runway
BBC News - US snow: Plane skids off New York runway


Don't worry weather here shite no ones going on on their bikes this weekend

 

keep at it, from what i heard on the radio it's a good gamble. :smile:

 

profit can be quite hard to quantify

 

:smile:

 

Just make sure you get my termi and olys through the bag now go get the soap

 

Have just bumped into Nigel Farrage in a club in St James, agree with his views or not, he's very personable. My opinion of him has now changed.
Not my vote though

 

the best con men are the ones you believe