So what have you done today..?

do you have a monthly meeting with your manager? discuss last months achievements, next months priorities? provides a monthly agreed record if suitable simple notes taken. Aids the memory at the end of the year.

 

We all think you're lovely - shall I meet your boss to praise you

 

Monthly? Hardly.
I'm lucky if I get a single interim meeting during the year prior to the final meeting.

Thanks Elise but I think if I want to fuck up my career beyond any and all recognition ... I'm fully capable of doing so on my own

 

:Writing:

 

Yes but if we help you could do it in half the time great case for time and motion study

 

So, management don't want to meet Loz?

 

I don't blame them ... but I do blame them. Wimps.

 

Punch Em? unch:unch:unch:unch:unch:

 

And you want performance management and they won't give you performance management?

Have you tried stamping your feet

 

No but I did hold my breath until I passed out. I'm sure that will work eventually.

 

Throw yourself out of the pram

 

His name ain't Exige

 

No, I cannot possibly disregard my signature the way that you disregard my signature.

 

I did lol was funny

 

yourself I said...

 

Bring your best toy into work and tell him he ain't playing with it

 

or a hammer and play with him, with it unch:unch:unch:unch:unch:

 

Calm down! No dramas please, Your Majesty!

 

Detail!!! Is that where you're perhaps failing at work :Wideyed:

 

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