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Soapy Porn

Discussion in 'Ducati General Discussion' started by Dave, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Surely he meant elucidate?
     
  2. Exfoliate?
     
  3. Here's a close up..
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  4. Red hair and pale! oh my :Woot:
     
  5. Hey!!! Some of us like the "Fanta Pants" :upyeah:
    (If you don't get Fanta over there, Fanta is an Orange fizzy drink)
     
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  6. We have fanta...McDonald's sell it.
     
  7. She has manky nails though :Cyclops:
     
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  8. So would you, DB, if you were doing your job and cleaning our motorcycles! :mad:

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  9. Marigolds work a treat and nice nails at the end :)
     
  10. I found a non too elaborate way to elaborate Mr Chizel:
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    All kinds of wrong here look.
     
  11. To be honest....if they can't do the job properly,then what's the point?? I mean.....do they check to make sure all the electrics are working after the bike getting soaked??? Do they check the chain and lube it......HAH!! Bet they don't!!! TUT!! :p:rolleyes:
     
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  12. If they don't just spank them :Finger:
     
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  13. That sounds a bit perverted to me Elise.....I'm not that kinda girl ;)
     
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  14. We call it a bucket over here..
     
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  15. No, just normal - as well you know :D
     
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  16. Please can we have a "saucer of Milk" emoticon?
     
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  17. Is this @Ducbird ready for action?

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  18. Not at all air con it was just an obs but if green nails is your thing help yourself ;)
     
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  19. Not me I don't do yellow
     
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  20. the bike still got wet :Vomit:
     
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